Seriously?!

I managed to legitimately break my fucking nose with my laptop this morning. I've broken it maybe 5 times before and have a permanently severely deviated septum after having had a failed septoplasty when I was 15 after my boyfriend at the time broke it the first time. Of course I managed to drop the laptop on my nose in the same direction it's already broken; I couldn't have been lucky enough to drop it on the other side and break it straight again! Oye.