My step-father and I joke that, whenever one does something awful, the other has to one-up them. If I do less than great on a homework assignment, his report will flop at work. If he sprains his wrist, I'll break something. When I scratched the car trying to park (because both my neighbors are assholes, just for the record), he'll back his truck into his trailer and scrunch both.
I managed to one up his truck, now though, having rear ended an H3. He had to replace his tailgate after his trailer smash, I have to replace our BMW's hood. Motherfucker.
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